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16th-Jul-2009 10:43 pm - speed dating
simpson
today i went to gay speed dating :-)

originally the idea didn't really appeal to me, but what the hell.. i decided to try

well, it was a good experience. there were some attractive and interesting guys i would consider dating or befriending.
we all had sheets with our numbers on them. and then if you like a guy, you make a tick next to his number (saying if you want him as a friend or a date or both). then tomorrow they will email us our matches.

at first it was a bit awkward. but after first guy i felt comfortable. it was quite loud though. and we had only 3 minutes per person. sometimes it wasnt enough. sometimes it was too long :-)

i didn't have high expectations. more like "a fun thing to do", maybe make a couple of friends. we'll see.

one thing that helped me - in this setting you are basically forced one onto another. so the "first approach" barrier - the one i have biggest problems with in life - is already broken. then i can just be myself and talk and have fun.

same happens when i meet someone on the internet and we meet for coffee or a drink - i do not feel uncomfortable at all.
it's the first approach that scares the shit out of me. in bars, clubs etc i just can't do it. yet.

PS> the whole event was 2.5 hours long. my head hearts from noise. and my throat - from talking. i "met" around 30 guys today. liked for a date around 6. for friends - around 9. will see tomorrow if there were any matches and will let you know.

14th-Jul-2009 08:39 pm - capoeira
simpson
yes, looks awesome. when people who are good in it are doing it :-)

i had a class today and i can't say i liked it. partyally it was because of this particular class, and partially because of the art itself.
class:

- I understand that everyone needs to earn money. so basically any Brazilian guy who had capoeira before comes to London and can become a guru. this applies to other martial arts too, but in more established ones (i particularly know Taekwondo) - there are professional federations that supervise training and grading. this may be the case for capoeira too, i guess.

- when it s an open class (anyone can join at any time) - it is hard to come up with syllabus that would satisfy complete beginners and more advanced students. this was the case today. there was not much structure.

- now the art itself. meh. as a cardio workout it may be ok. but if you want to learn a MARTAIL art in order to be able to defend itself, i wouldnt recommend it. try jujitsu or kickboxing instead. there you can learn more useful attack and defense stuff and get better quicker.

so i guess i ll go back to kickboxing.



7th-Jul-2009 09:33 pm - hm
simpson
anyone has seen "3:10 to Yuma" (2007) with Christian Bale and Russel Crowe?

i think the ending makes NO SENSE at all.

agree? disagree?



7th-Jul-2009 06:07 pm - movies
simpson
there are movies i think are great, but i dont want to see them again:

Boys don't cry
Magnolia
Pan's labyrinth
Schindler's list
American history X

what are yours?
simpson

Английский гей-парад поведет жена премьера

Сам Гордон Браун от участия в мероприятии благоразумно отказался

Сегодня в Лондоне состоится  так называемый «Парад гордости» в котором примут участие около 100 тысяч представителей секс-меньшинств. А возглавит это мероприятие жена английского премьер-министра Сара Браун.

Сам премьер, Гордон Браун, от участия в мероприятии благоразумно отказался, сославшись на требования службы безопасности. Мэр Лондона «гордый» гей-парад также проигнорировал – у него день рождения сына, и Борису Джонсу нужно быть дома. 

Впрочем, политики не удержались от возможности попиариться за счет этого странного мероприятия. И наперебой начали каяться и предъявлять свои заслуги в таком важном деле, как удовлетворение претензий извращенцев.

Гордон Браун с гордостью отчитался в специальном обращении: "Я горд всем тем, чего наше правительство добилось по вопросу защиты прав LGBT-сообщества (лесбиянок, геев, бисексуалов и транссексуалов) за последние 12 лет, включая уравнивание возрастного ценза для легальных сексуальных отношений, снятие запрета на военную службу, право усыновления детей и заключения гражданских союзов... запрещения дискриминации на рабочем месте и в предоставлении доступа к товарам и услугам".

А лидер британской оппозиции Дэвид Кэмерон публично покаялся за введенную в 1988 году так называемую «поправку 28», запрещавшую пропаганду гомосексуализма в школах. Теперь поправка отменена, коренное население британских островов стремительно вымирает, а политики радостно рапортуют, что сделали для этого все, что могли.

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2nd-Jul-2009 02:40 pm - "man law"
simpson
related to this post: http://smartnik800.livejournal.com/54818.html

i found this group in facebook. some of the points are so sad and funny at the same time. poor heterosexuals and their threatened masculinity.

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Welcome To Man Law!

Apparel will be available for purchase soon
any ideas u would like on a hoodie or t-shirt of hat ect email me my admin name is fingerbang (aka justin clearfield) and i will make it happen. I will post a link when the stuff is ready to be ordered.

1. No wasted beer in the name of humor.

2. It has been made official that under no circumstances should the male have to pay for birth control

3. If your best friend is dumped by a girl it is a 6 month waiting period till she can be touched. If he breaks up with her it’s a 6 day waiting period.

4. If two or more males arrived at a party by a single car, and the driving male is hooking up with a girl, it is the responsibility of the other males to find other ways home.
(The exception to this law is if the driver is hooking up with his own girlfriend, the law is then void and the driver still holds full responsibility of driving his friend’s home)

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2nd-Jul-2009 02:13 pm - 40 years after Stonewall
simpson

and here you go - police raids a gay bar. one of the customers is in intensive care. police's defence - he inappropriately touched a cop.

full story

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Monday, police chief Jeff Halstead said the officers' actions are being investigated. However, he also said that officers that entered the bar during the scheduled inspection were touched inappropriately.

 

"You're touched and advanced in certain ways by people inside the bar, that's offensive," he said. "I'm happy with the restraint used when they were contacted like that."

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Allow me to translate the chief's comments: "Them faggots in that thar bar touched mah officers and now they're complainin' about some rough stuff and one little ol' faggot with a brain injury? Those perverts should be grateful they're alive."

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I've been in a million gay bars. I've been in gay bars on multiple occasions when the police came in to check everyone's IDs and make sure no minors were being served. Gay men don't grope police officers when they enter gay bars. I find it inconceivable that the gay men drinking in the Rainbow Lounge in Fort Worth responded to a raid by attempting to grope the police officers. This "they groped us!" shit is a lie.

more here
2nd-Jul-2009 12:25 pm - какая прелесть
simpson

читаю о "highly skilled migrant program" в Голландии:

Professional soccer players, ministers of religion, teachers of religion and prostitutes are not eligible for a residency as highly skilled migrant. 
28th-Jun-2009 06:13 pm - amsterdam
simpson
программа выполнена
напился, накурился, наебался
отвел душу одним словом :-)






23rd-Jun-2009 01:23 pm - gay summer choices
simpson
the original plan was to go to Ibiza on August 26-31 with a friend. then go to Sitges on September 24-28 with another friend.

now the first friend has problems with his job and cannot confirm. but clock is ticking so i need to decide pretty soon what i want to do.

all my other friends are either busy that time or are broke.

1. i could go alone to Ibiza in August. which could suck and feel lonely. or may be fun and awesome. i dont know

2. i could go to some other less "vibrant" gay place alone where i would feel more confortable. maybe Gran Canaria - since i have already been there so it would feel less new and scary.

3. fuck gay resorts, just go to some new place period. like Venice and Florence, or Athens. then being alone would be more ok. since it s just sightseeing.

4. or still go to a beach resort, but not specifically gay, and just relax and swim and lie in the sun.

 
but i think i d prefer to find a travel companion and go to Ibiza :-)
22nd-Jun-2009 01:40 pm - Tier 1
simpson

reading new Tier 1 rules. they no longer accept Bachelor degrees. and now Ukraine is not exepmt from paying a fee :-(

£820 - applications made by post or courier, or £1020 for applications made in person

plus i cannot apply in person - my status is "special"

fucking hell

21st-Jun-2009 10:03 am - Vienna + Bratislava
simpson
this was a very nice trip.

it started with me being sick though. i caught a cold on sunday, and still felt shitty on Wednesday, but decided to go ahead with my travel, and whatever happens, happens.

so i flew on Thursday to Vienna, Austria. took a bus to Bratislava, Slovakia (1 hour ride). kinda survived the flight, but still felt ill. my dear friend Paula met me at the bus stop, we dropped my bags at her place and went for a short walk around the city. the area where she lives is so Soviet Union :-) the historic center is nice though. reminds of Krakow, Lviv and every other central European city :-)

on Friday i felt a bit better, we walked a bit more in the morning. it was pretty hot (+28 or so). then i got on the train and went to Vienna. checked in the hotel, my friend Anish flew from London and met me at the hotel. we went out walking around. then it started to rain. and rained non-stop till Saturday afternoon.

we did go out to a couple of gay bars. one was very "austrian", another - pretty much like any other gay bar in the world.

on Saturday we had an AMAZING breakfast. actually hotel was awesome. so i really recommend it - http://www.hotelaustria-wien.at/
it s very central, very clean and comfortable and breakfast was awesome. free internet too.

then - palace Schonbrunn (it was still raining heavily), lunch, Treasury, museum of modern art (sucks ass), dinner, two gay bars (empty for some reason), and the only gay club in Vienna - "WHY NOT?". very small. filled with smoke.

in general i was surprised with how small gay scene is in Vienna. in Budapest - 4 hours away by train - there are much more gay bars and clubs. but this was supposed to be a bigger city, so i thought it would be more developed. oh well...

today we had another amazing breakfast, went to see Belvedere palace, and walked some more. now in Vienna airport, enjoying their FREE INTERNET. me likey. our flight is delayed for 30 minutes though. soon in London. photos will follow.
16th-Jun-2009 08:16 pm - a cold
simpson
заболел я. (не болел с марта месяца что для меня рекорд). видимо перебродил в одном полотенце по сауне. плюс плохое настроение отнюдь не повышает иммунитет

вчера сидел дома. сегодня сдуру поперся на работу. там завал, а у меня совесть. тем более что в четверг улетаю в Вену-Братиславу и решил что некрасиво дома сидеть.

сам дурак

надо было по человечески вываляться в кровати и перепиться чаю

но не усидел.

теперь насморк и голова болит. идиот.
завтра посмотрим кто победит здравый смысл или совесть

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in short - i have a cold. dammit. and should have stayed at home today instead of going to work. moron...



11th-Jun-2009 04:42 pm - ебанутые
simpson

Рада ввела уголовную ответственность за хранение порнографии

Верховная Рада Украины приняла Закон О внесении изменений в статью 301 Уголовного кодекса Украины (об ответственности за хранение произведений, изображений или предметов порнографического характера).

"За" проголосовали 343 народных депутата из 428, зарегистрированных в сессионном зале.

В частности, статья 301 Уголовного кодекса, где определяется ответственность за ввоз, изготовление, сбыт и распространение порнографических предметов, дополняется словом "хранение".

В соответствии с этой статьей, указанные деяния наказываются штрафом от 50 до 100 необлагаемых минимумов доходов граждан или арестом на срок до шести месяцев, или ограничением свободы на срок до трех лет с конфискацией порнографических предметов и средств их изготовления и распространения.

11th-Jun-2009 01:42 am - comparison
simpson
two weeks in USA - 252 messages on gay hook up sites. hot muscular guys - a lot. lots of sex.

4 days in London - one message from a 47 year-old. one message from a fat 18 year old

and you will still tell me that the problem is my "attitude"?

i think i just made a huge mistake by moving here. thats all there is. nothing more.
10th-Jun-2009 11:49 pm - welcome to UK :)
simpson
a friend of mine from USA is visiting and so far he has been experiencing all the "nice" things London can offer - his luggage was lost. he was interrogated at the border for 45 minutes. his credit card was blocked. weather sucks and now - tube strike :-)

but whatever... we are off to Heaven
9th-Jun-2009 09:14 pm - in case you are unsure
simpson
if there is a heterosexual privilege. i agree with most parts.

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On a daily basis as a straight person…

  •  I can be pretty sure that my roomate, hallmates and classmates will be comfortable with my sexual orientation.

  •  If I pick up a magazine, watch TV, or play music, I can be certain my sexual orientation will be represented.

  •  When I talk about my heterosexuality (such as in a joke or talking about my relationships), I will not be accused of pushing my sexual orientation onto others.

  •  I do not have to fear that if my family or friends find out about my sexual orientation there will be economic, emotional, physical or psychological consequences.

  •  I did not grow up with games that attack my sexual orientation (IE fag tag or smear the queer).

  •  I am not accused of being abused, warped or psychologically confused because of my sexual orientation.

  •   I can go home from most meetings, classes, and conversations without feeling excluded, fearful, attacked, isolated, outnumbered, unheard, held at a distance, stereotyped or feared because of my sexual orientation.

  •   I am never asked to speak for everyone who is heterosexual.

  •   I can be sure that my classes will require curricular materials that testify to the existence of people with my sexual orientation.

  •   People don't ask why I made my choice of sexual orientation.

  •   People don't ask why I made my choice to be public about my sexual orientation.
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9th-Jun-2009 02:38 pm - back to London
simpson
well, my super-puper trip to USA is over. i am back to rainy and cold London

my stay in NYC was awesome. my friend with whom i stayed lives in Harlem, and when i heard that i was a bit apprehensive at first. but it is an ok neighborhood. and with express subway it takes like 20 min to Times square. i was coming back home drunk from bars at like 3 am, and it was OK.

amonth the things i did in NYC:
- Natural history museum. interesting part on solar system and Earth physics. boring stuffed anymals in the remaining parts.
- Sea-Air-Space Museum on an actual war ship. also they had a submarine parked nearby and you could go walk inside.
- lots of shopping, drinking, eating, and sex having.
- didn't win tickets for WICKED. although i tried like 3 times and once even with a friend
- went to the Statue of Liberty and Ellis island. kinda a nice trip.

photos to follow
2nd-Jun-2009 11:47 pm - news
simpson
after uber-super fun time in Los Angeles (huge thanks to [info]cold_starlight :-) i am in New York

well, my first day was a bit fucked up. i went to a sushi place with a friend last night. and today i spent half a day in the bathroom. too bad...

but then i got myself together more or less, went to try to win a ticket to Avenue Q in a lottery. didnt win, but got a orchestra ticket for 31$. it was very nice

tomorrow if i live - museum of natural history and trying to win tickets for Wicked

29th-May-2009 11:59 pm - trip
simpson
my trip has been awesome so far
two days in Baltimore, then 4 days in DC - met with old friends, visited several new museums, had my favorite food, and had sex with hot guys

now in Seattle - today was a busy day. aquarium, art museum, fish market, climbed the Space Needle, went to Microsoft headquarters, and did some shopping

tomorrow - Los Angeles
22nd-May-2009 10:37 pm - travel notes
simpson
in Baltimore now. flight was delayed for 1 hour. then was ok. watched 2 movies. the Orphanage (guillermo del toro) - highly recommend. and the wrestler - ok.

jetlagged now. about to go out to meet several friends for a drink.
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